“Daaaaaaddy…”

“Yes, Ava?” (Who is age 5)

“Can I have  a glass of milk please?”

“Yes but there’s not enough milk for both of you – so you’ll have to share half a glass each tonight.  Go tell your brother.”

“Saaaaaaam! Daddy says there’s not enough milk for you!”

Hmmm… we boys just don’t stand a chance.