Dads are allowed to cry in Public:
- When their children are born
- When their nation wins a World Cup
- When their team lifts the title
- Watching Toy Story 3
- Watching Inside Out
But must cry in Private:
- When watching the final episode of the Wonder Years
- When watching The Yearling
- Stubbing your toe
- Treading bare foot on Lego at 3.00am
- On seeing evidence on the internet that it is indeed possible to break your todger