When Dads are allowed to cry…

Dads are allowed to cry in Public:

  1. When their children are born
  2. When their nation wins a World Cup
  3. When their team lifts the title
  4. Watching Toy Story 3
  5. Watching Inside Out

But must cry in Private:

  1. When watching the final episode of the Wonder Years
  2. When watching The Yearling
  3. Stubbing your toe
  4. Treading bare foot on Lego at 3.00am
  5. On seeing evidence on the internet that it is indeed possible to break your todger